Weak.

I have this comment format, but I have nowhere else on the Internet to Goebbels.

Commander Coriander Salamander and 'Er Singlehander Bellylander.

…good for the tuna.

Dios mio.

Well put, tiny alien.

Ha ha, how cool would that have been? American, I'm afraid.

You're missing out! At least on "The Wolverine," I haven't seen this new one yet.

Scienticiously.

I was on a plane yesterday and of the people I could see from my seat, three were watching Dr. Strange. Fun movie, one I wouldn't watch on a cellphone though.

Wwwyzzerdd.

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I did a little rooting around flat earth YouTube videos, and it seems like most people see the earth as a globe as contrary to the extreme biblical literalism they subscribe to.

Aw, but I'm finally almost old enough to run for president.

Dennis? Dennis Reynolds, is that you?

Run, Marty! Its the evil Red Skull!

Conflict-free, shade grown, fair trade Internet access.

Its really more of a rocky outcropping. No wifi.

I base an embarrassing amount of my political loyalty on support for taco Tuesday.

But where does he stand on taco trucks? I just ate lunch but I like to plan ahead.