I already stay off social media entirely, I just anonymously post here. I don't even own a social media!

Ha, touche.

A man drink like that and he don't eat, he is going to die.

Lets not, and say we did.

Games with Gold has already rendered the idea of my game queue worthless. That's stressful enough without worrying that a game I'm excited about will leave the service before I finish.

Crap, good point.

100,000 or fewer, not less. I need a job, AVClub! Can I nitpick your newswires for a living?

"Clinton Fires Cabinet After Watching X-Files"
http://www.theonion.com/art…

Its mind-bending. If I could get my news from the CIA, NSA, FBI, NRO, etc, I sure as hell wouldn't rely on even the soberest of journalism instead.

I could see watching it to unwind, what's inexplicable to me is that he appears to watch cable news in an effort to find out the actual news.

"Parenting your toddler president"
http://www.slate.com/articl…

Yeah, there is something reassuring about our leaders saying "you know, like on Seinfeld." Seriously, its relatable.

The first one was just "lets all laugh at Top Gun," which you could already do.

That's who that was? I immediately like that only-ok episode more.

Its all fun and games until you do it for a living. Or make college kids do it for beer money.

Right? I thought her whole deal was that she was a big ole space fascist.

That's exactly what I came here to say. I read the headline and assumed he would be a Krogan.

Nah, she always struck me as a jerk. It was pretty funny when I suggested a three-way with her and Liara and Ashley was horrified but Liara was down.

Yep. Nothing like trying to remember all the fun I apparently had.

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