AWESOME

AWESOME

I've never gotten over my first impression of Bender:  "Oh, so he's like Homer, in that he's extremely narcissistic and hedonistic, and has little sense of the consequences of his actions or the emotions of others, only he's bolder and hence more willing to go out and actually commit crimes overtly, and allow his…

I've never gotten over my first impression of Bender:  "Oh, so he's like Homer, in that he's extremely narcissistic and hedonistic, and has little sense of the consequences of his actions or the emotions of others, only he's bolder and hence more willing to go out and actually commit crimes overtly, and allow his…

Clearly he wants you to fuck him.

Clearly he wants you to fuck him.

You know, after seeing the reference to Larry the Cable Guy at the top of the piece, I expected that the payoff would be predictable snark about what a hack the guy is and how Louie would see working with him as a sign that he'd completely given up.

You know, after seeing the reference to Larry the Cable Guy at the top of the piece, I expected that the payoff would be predictable snark about what a hack the guy is and how Louie would see working with him as a sign that he'd completely given up.

TEN MORE DAYS, BITCHES!!!!

TEN MORE DAYS, BITCHES!!!!

My prediction:  in the first episode of the new season, everyone will be called to the office in the middle of the night to discover that the office has burned down.  They'll despair about it for a bit, especially, let's say, Angela.  She'll say she wants to retire or something, but the gang will convince her that…

My prediction:  in the first episode of the new season, everyone will be called to the office in the middle of the night to discover that the office has burned down.  They'll despair about it for a bit, especially, let's say, Angela.  She'll say she wants to retire or something, but the gang will convince her that…

I want to see the adventures he will have between now and the time the show becomes unprofitable.

I want to see the adventures he will have between now and the time the show becomes unprofitable.

You're leaving out my favorite part:  the one with enough colons to make it look like an SAT question:  you know?

You're leaving out my favorite part:  the one with enough colons to make it look like an SAT question:  you know?

A friend of mine who had studied in Spain for a year told me that he used to laugh at how eager people were to run home to watch their favorite show "El Coche Fantastico."

A friend of mine who had studied in Spain for a year told me that he used to laugh at how eager people were to run home to watch their favorite show "El Coche Fantastico."

I can only assume that pic was chosen for the immediate effect it has on me:  picturing Tyler Perry saying "Yup, this is what white people look like.  Isn't it?"

I can only assume that pic was chosen for the immediate effect it has on me:  picturing Tyler Perry saying "Yup, this is what white people look like.  Isn't it?"