I suppose you're right.  Though, to be fair, we see it from her POV, and she's not paying attention to what the others are doing while she's with each guy.  So we don't really know WHAT they got up to.  All we know is that SOMETHING happened, they all blocked it out for twenty-five years, and when reminded of it, one…

One of the perks of being a long-time Stephen King fan:  the experience of realizing, as an adult, that the book you loved as a kid ends with a bunch of twelve year-olds having an orgy.

One of the perks of being a long-time Stephen King fan:  the experience of realizing, as an adult, that the book you loved as a kid ends with a bunch of twelve year-olds having an orgy.

OH MY GOD SOMEBODY MAKE THIS HAPPEN.

OH MY GOD SOMEBODY MAKE THIS HAPPEN.

True, but since one of the better versions of the premise was already made, and was called Primer, and was awesome, I don't feel too bad about the wasted opportunity.

True, but since one of the better versions of the premise was already made, and was called Primer, and was awesome, I don't feel too bad about the wasted opportunity.

So NOBODY's gonna say that Topanga ended up hot?  NOBODY's gonna point that out?  You're ALL just gonna pretend like you didn't notice.  Like, NONE of you, NONE of you ever realized how hot Topanga ended up.  I gotta be the bad guy here.  I'M the perv.  Well, THANK you.  THANK you, AV club.  sigh.

So NOBODY's gonna say that Topanga ended up hot?  NOBODY's gonna point that out?  You're ALL just gonna pretend like you didn't notice.  Like, NONE of you, NONE of you ever realized how hot Topanga ended up.  I gotta be the bad guy here.  I'M the perv.  Well, THANK you.  THANK you, AV club.  sigh.

Why can nobody appreciate this believable sexy grown-up?! 

Why can nobody appreciate this believable sexy grown-up?! 

Say "I'd buy that for a dollar" again.  Say "I'd buy that for a dollar" one more goddamn time.  I dare you.  I double-dare you, motherfucker!

Say "I'd buy that for a dollar" again.  Say "I'd buy that for a dollar" one more goddamn time.  I dare you.  I double-dare you, motherfucker!

The title just makes me think "Christmas Ape Goes to Summer Camp."

The title just makes me think "Christmas Ape Goes to Summer Camp."

Wait, this isn't about that song from Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?

Wait, this isn't about that song from Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?

Paul Williams is the only person ever to appear on the original Muppets show who was somehow creepier than the puppets.  He was creepier than the puppet version of himself.  He was a thousand times creepier than Alice Cooper and Vincent Price.

Paul Williams is the only person ever to appear on the original Muppets show who was somehow creepier than the puppets.  He was creepier than the puppet version of himself.  He was a thousand times creepier than Alice Cooper and Vincent Price.

Sigh.  I really like QT, and I don't think he's ever made a movie that I couldn't find something valuable in — but he's really fallen into a gimmick rut, and it's a shame.