Between this and Breaking Bad, I don't need a social life. Which is good, cuz I don't have one.

Keep searching for something new, and you'll find that everybody's doing something similar to what's been done before.

fu-u-u-u-uck!
The demon code prevents me
From declining a rock off challenge!

Time has proved you correct, Moscow. If I'd been molly-coddled through my first blow job like this interview, I would have lasted the full twenty minutes. And now the AVclub review skewers any credibility this movie might've had.

Undeclared
Recently tried to make it through Undeclared. I really enjoyed Freaks and Geeks, 40-yr-old-Virgin, and several other comedies featuring the f&G diaspora. I also find Sons of Anarchy passable. So I expected to enjoy Undeclared. It was a chore. Maybe I'll try again when the tide is low.

In the late 90's, a friend of mine made a bong out of a large red vase. It was well nigh a 2 footer, which, if you hit it wrong, would clear the bowl and harshly punish the smoker's lungs, resulting in spastic coughing fits that hurt just to hear. For some reason, perhaps because the vase was red (Rue was a…

Ok, 2 things:

Time passes…

Reading this interview is like watching some retarded kid's grandma usher him across the street to the short bus. At first it's kind of sweet to watch the old bitch take care of the defenseless young cub, but after ten steps, I feel angry that the kid can't even figure out how to get across the street and let his…

All I get is stupid looks all day for a couple of weeks, then one day, this girl shows me her boobs and says "talk about these."

Yeah, and I found it flabbergasting that they don't acknowledge the obvious correlation to John Gotti. Whatever, who can trust a gang member who rats out on national TV?

I'm gonna use it. Will post results.

The joke starts:

"IT'S FUCKING DISTRACTING!"

"Going Brokeback for Boobage"

Is BSG worth a shit?
I'm enjoying this series somewhat, and I've been watching BSG, but I'm only a little way into the 1st season, and it feels like a chore. Does it get better? It doesn't seem visceral enough, and the whole internal struggle of Dr. Gaius is fucking annoying.

Mr. and Mrs. Smith felt like a 25$ lap dance: quick and to the pointless. I chose to watch it and sort of anticipated it because Go is still one of my fav's, probably in my top 50.

She's a geek. A girl geek.

HIV Awareness Enforcer
Amelie, don't be frontin'. Da Enforcer is the baddest bitch on that board.

It's like how the Gotti Boys in the 9th ward allegedly didn't get their name from the John Gotti, but from a truncation of the phrase "I-Got-it", as in to imply whatever a person wants, they "got-it". Myself, I don't get it. When it comes to STD's, I don't "got-it." That's why my wand is known as the teflon don.