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Elvis Flushley
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The real question then is: would they fuck you?

The real question then is: would they fuck you?

Ah, but it's only a shard in the multi-faceted surface of what you seem to wrongly have assumed is borne of self-satisfaction, whether mistaken or not.  As such a shard, it's not even my own concoction.  It's entirely borrowed from Donnie Darko.  You may remember that movie from the early aughts, and yeah "suck a

Ah, but it's only a shard in the multi-faceted surface of what you seem to wrongly have assumed is borne of self-satisfaction, whether mistaken or not.  As such a shard, it's not even my own concoction.  It's entirely borrowed from Donnie Darko.  You may remember that movie from the early aughts, and yeah "suck a

I'll vote republican on your stupid, ugly face!

I'll vote republican on your stupid, ugly face!

Yeah, that's where I'm at as well.  I enjoy using vulgar phrases, and I just don't feel the emotional flowering of experiencing some cocktoastery on film is gonna bring me much joy.  See?  By making a statement based on your presuppositions, you have successfully augured my reaction to this movie, much as I have. 

Yeah, that's where I'm at as well.  I enjoy using vulgar phrases, and I just don't feel the emotional flowering of experiencing some cocktoastery on film is gonna bring me much joy.  See?  By making a statement based on your presuppositions, you have successfully augured my reaction to this movie, much as I have. 

So… wow.  This movie's gonna suck a fuck.  Oh, wait SPOILER: This movie will suck a fuck.  Or maybe that's the impression that I get from the review.  And I'm noting a lot of defensive posturing from those with a "staff" label, so that's gotta mean something behind the curtain is shifting…like, oh man, duck and

So… wow.  This movie's gonna suck a fuck.  Oh, wait SPOILER: This movie will suck a fuck.  Or maybe that's the impression that I get from the review.  And I'm noting a lot of defensive posturing from those with a "staff" label, so that's gotta mean something behind the curtain is shifting…like, oh man, duck and

No need to apologize, I'm always pissed off about something.  I just enjoy writing about that kind of thing, and saying dirty words in an erudite manner.  Thanks for the reply!

No need to apologize, I'm always pissed off about something.  I just enjoy writing about that kind of thing, and saying dirty words in an erudite manner.  Thanks for the reply!

I hope you are oversimplifying your professor's take on Exorcism films, as a genre, or that you realize your professor is oversimplifying things quite a bit.  Then again, knowing what I know of college elective classes such as a "horror film" class, the theories are as half-baked as the scholarship, because it's not

I hope you are oversimplifying your professor's take on Exorcism films, as a genre, or that you realize your professor is oversimplifying things quite a bit.  Then again, knowing what I know of college elective classes such as a "horror film" class, the theories are as half-baked as the scholarship, because it's not

some people call it oil,
some call it lean,
some call it syrup,
some people turn into fiends. 
Po' a fo'
 sip it slow,
do you want sprite or do you want juice? 
If you sippin a 20 oz. you might as well po' up a duce!

some people call it oil,
some call it lean,
some call it syrup,
some people turn into fiends. 
Po' a fo'
 sip it slow,
do you want sprite or do you want juice? 
If you sippin a 20 oz. you might as well po' up a duce!

I'm sorry, I know there are many reasons to like the chili peppers, and to hate them.  I still maintain that "If you have to ask" and "sir psycho sexy" trump the shit out of "Soul to Squeeze" but that's because I'm like that.

I'm sorry, I know there are many reasons to like the chili peppers, and to hate them.  I still maintain that "If you have to ask" and "sir psycho sexy" trump the shit out of "Soul to Squeeze" but that's because I'm like that.

No it did not.  Blood Sugar Sex Magick had all the good songs.  Period.

No it did not.  Blood Sugar Sex Magick had all the good songs.  Period.