Gatorade me, bitch!

Gatorade me, bitch!

I voted for Bill Clinton.

I voted for Bill Clinton.

"I thought we were going to make up, and he nailed me to the gym floor!"
"So did he try to … ?"
"No. Nothing happened."
"You missed out on the make-up sodomy?"
"Missed out on the sodomy!"
"The make-up sodomy's the best part of being nailed to a gym floor!" 

"I thought we were going to make up, and he nailed me to the gym floor!"
"So did he try to … ?"
"No. Nothing happened."
"You missed out on the make-up sodomy?"
"Missed out on the sodomy!"
"The make-up sodomy's the best part of being nailed to a gym floor!" 

Why has the AV Club yet to review the masterpiece that is "Vampire Dog"?

Why has the AV Club yet to review the masterpiece that is "Vampire Dog"?

I'm not trying to be ignorant or provocative. But the fact is, a lot of people in this country are really, really stupid.

I'm not trying to be ignorant or provocative. But the fact is, a lot of people in this country are really, really stupid.

I don't think the line "I'll sew your asshole shut and just keep feedin' you, and feedin' you, and feedin' you, and feedin' you!" needs any further clarification, thank you very much.

I don't think the line "I'll sew your asshole shut and just keep feedin' you, and feedin' you, and feedin' you, and feedin' you!" needs any further clarification, thank you very much.

Just want to say I've always been a huge Sopranos fan, and reading your recaps has been an extremely insightful and pleasurable experience. This show, along with The Wire, is as thought-provoking and entertaining as the best American literature has to offer. To read these thorough dissections of each episode's…

Just want to say I've always been a huge Sopranos fan, and reading your recaps has been an extremely insightful and pleasurable experience. This show, along with The Wire, is as thought-provoking and entertaining as the best American literature has to offer. To read these thorough dissections of each episode's…

That $4 billion could really help us East Coasters in dealing with Sandy's aftermath!

That $4 billion could really help us East Coasters in dealing with Sandy's aftermath!

ROBOT HOUSE

ROBOT HOUSE

Those books and images used to terrify me, too. Then I got older, and realized real life is even scarier.

I don't know. They seem like smart people, and are obviously very passionate about this project, but come on. Speed Racer?