I heard Michael Richards is supposed to have a cameo in the new season.

The floodgates have opened.

The floodgates have opened.

Another article that reminds me not only that I need a job, but as a Millennial, I will never get a job.

Another article that reminds me not only that I need a job, but as a Millennial, I will never get a job.

What, no fuckin' ziti?

What, no fuckin' ziti?

I'll just flag myself.

I'll just flag myself.

It's for the best - Beyonce has about as much acting talent as a wooden chair.

It's for the best - Beyonce has about as much acting talent as a wooden chair.

I saw that movie! Joseph-Gordon Levitt was great.

I saw that movie! Joseph-Gordon Levitt was great.

What's next? A New Jersey bill that prevents obese, Fred Flintstone-esque governors from eating a dozen Dunkin Donuts every morning? Now *that* would be a drain on our state's economy.

What's next? A New Jersey bill that prevents obese, Fred Flintstone-esque governors from eating a dozen Dunkin Donuts every morning? Now *that* would be a drain on our state's economy.

Wouldn't the "The Expendables" still work as a title? Because women are expendable?

Wouldn't the "The Expendables" still work as a title? Because women are expendable?

She showed up at UCB East last night. Made lots of jokes about her vagina.

She showed up at UCB East last night. Made lots of jokes about her vagina.

"A Serious Man" and "About Schmidt" are two of the most entertaining, insightful movies I've seen. They both address universal issues - namely, the seemingly random, overwhelming difficulties we experience during our time on this planet, and the need to imbue our lives with some sense of meaning, especially as we age…