Obama: sponsored by PepsiCo.

I think the one thing we can all agree on is that living in a desert makes you crazy.

But it's okay for aging actresses
to buy boys? And then not raise them up right.

"irregardless of anything"

Bobby Darin's recording of Mack the Knife is probably the most well known version, not Louis Armstrong's.

She has an extra orifice for sex in the city
Wow! I'm all sweaty and tingly after that!

It's the "Hater".

Crocs: Sweaty (but odor-resistant) can coolers for your feet.

Thick as a Brick - Jethro Tull
43:28 - all awesome

Rule #5 - don't take off robot pants

George Washington doesn't suck; Dude's got like 30 goddamn dicks invented cocaine.

No shit, a Pyramids reference? That's a whole new level of uber-nerdity.

So what was this guy after?
Was he hoping to get Gibson prison time on t-shirt charges or was he hoping to sue for a new shirt?

The Lovin' Spoonful

But what about Charlie's Angels?

Funemployment is no staycation. Staycation was coined in a discussion of how people are cutting back to deal with their economic situation, which is something pretty much everyone is concerned with.

Funemployment is no staycation
This seems like an attempt to make the people doing the firing feel better about themselves.

Best Line Ever
"Let the record show that the witness made the drinky-drinky motion."

It's Car Hold, not Car Hole.

I liked Marge's line in that episode, "I got nervous when I didn't hear any shots."