"Radio Flyer" and "The Beaver"?

Word.  This ad campaign is one of my all-time favorite Weird-Ass Things From the 1990's My Younger Relatives Will Assume I Am Just Making Up When I Attempt to Explain Them.

Word.  This ad campaign is one of my all-time favorite Weird-Ass Things From the 1990's My Younger Relatives Will Assume I Am Just Making Up When I Attempt to Explain Them.

Honestly, that'd be pretty awesome and I'm surprised they didn't… oh, wait, rival companies duh.

Honestly, that'd be pretty awesome and I'm surprised they didn't… oh, wait, rival companies duh.

The Inventory earlier this week that talked about everyone's favorite top forty hit "Brick" should have reminded you that when there is pretty music/some other distracting factor around, people do not pay attention to the lyrics.

The Inventory earlier this week that talked about everyone's favorite top forty hit "Brick" should have reminded you that when there is pretty music/some other distracting factor around, people do not pay attention to the lyrics.

I'm going to get it horribly wrong, and I forget who said it, but I once heard a terrific quote explaining the crucial difference between "Sesame Street" and other shows made for little kids.  "If you ask kids what they really want and need from a television show, you get 'Sesame Street'.  If you ask adults what they…

I'm going to get it horribly wrong, and I forget who said it, but I once heard a terrific quote explaining the crucial difference between "Sesame Street" and other shows made for little kids.  "If you ask kids what they really want and need from a television show, you get 'Sesame Street'.  If you ask adults what they…

You know, I can't be the only one who initially thought Nikki Minaj was O'So Kryspie recording under a somewhat less ridiculous name.

You know, I can't be the only one who initially thought Nikki Minaj was O'So Kryspie recording under a somewhat less ridiculous name.

Eh, I'd say he's more of a Theropsid.

Eh, I'd say he's more of a Theropsid.

You know, it's always mind-blowing when they start in with the lizard-people.   I just… what the FUCK?!?  Did they think "V" was a documentary or something, or is this all indirectly Dale Russel's fault?

You know, it's always mind-blowing when they start in with the lizard-people.   I just… what the FUCK?!?  Did they think "V" was a documentary or something, or is this all indirectly Dale Russel's fault?

Somebody who had acquired a copy had it streaming on a 24 hour loop last week (I don't know why either).  Not quite legal but I don't think this is ever going to get an authorized release in America.

Somebody who had acquired a copy had it streaming on a 24 hour loop last week (I don't know why either).  Not quite legal but I don't think this is ever going to get an authorized release in America.

If we can dream it, then we can do it!  Yes we CAAAAAAAAN!!!

If we can dream it, then we can do it!  Yes we CAAAAAAAAN!!!

Yes, because that's one of the aspects of royalty four-year-old girls think about or are even aware of.