He got it when he hit that home run against the Red Sox.

One Night in Bangkok has such a weird structure. It's the start of the second act in the musical, so it leads off with the big, orchestral entr'acte which goes on for 30 seconds - before suddenly shifting into a simple synthesised melody.

Number of bands Linda Perry had been in before 4 Non Blondes: 0

DOCTOR WHOOO-OO, OY, DOCTOR WHO!
DOCTOR WHOOO-OO, OY, THE TARDIS!

I don't believe there was a Ferris Bueller soundtrack album - John Hughes didn't think the songs would work well together or something.

None of them received a heroes' welcome.

I clicked on this article expecting the worlds' strangest drag queen.

So, Mike Myers. Doing a Tommy Cooper impression. And being given a prime time game show.

It's hard for him to keep up, what with his sister being the Prime Minister and his younger brother being a world famous car presenter.

OH GOD DAMMIT DONALD!

If you are not familiar, then let me introduce you to the most British sound ever produced:

"I'd better see to him. The bounce has gone from his bungee."

I love that Gromit is equally fooled by the washing up glove.

I believe it's "Tie A Yellow Ribbon Round the Old Oak Tree". That is, a song about getting out of prison.

A! (A!)
L! (L!)
B! (B!)
U! (U!)

Portsmouth, by Mike Oldfield. It's an instrumental, so fortunately no lyrics to get stuck, but I am medically incapable of whistling anything else.

Exactly. It's like the Shipping Forecast in drink form.

Don't worry mates, I hid all the rugby balls. There's no way they can hurt us now.

I get Kissinger and Bozo the Clown mixed up sometimes, too.

The AV Club does not have the capacity for small caps.