Fuck, man. For a minute there I thought Betty White had died.

Every single part of Doctor Who has changed except the police box. He didn't even travel in time and space for a while there.

The West Wing got dragged around the schedule by Nine for years, before the ABC bought it and gave it a steady time slot and audience.

Andrew Jackson actually did (horrible) things. Andrew Johnson sat in a chair pissing people off for just under four years.

Curse that Dr. Henry Killinger!

Don't talk about the Spice Queen of Milwaukee that way!

Andrew Jackson certainly didn't regret anything he did.

Andrew Andrew Dowd?

Trump is a looong way from the first jagoff President.

Through my telekinetic powers, I knew the answer would be Bad Motherfucker before he ever said it.

I don't know what I'd do without my first editions from Acton, Currer and Ellis Bell.

Note to self: buy more Pan Am shares.

Idiocracy isn't really a good harbinger for the way things are going. Some people in the film appear to be smiling and/or enjoying themselves, and there's been very little of that around these parts recently.

/everyone in Iowa gets a chicken
/Oprah indicted for massive electoral irregularities

CancerAIDS…it's been many years since I heard that plague. Many years.

I wonder what would have happened if Mike Judge hadn't made Idiocracy. What would people point to and say, "SEE!?" about?

I came all the way from Tiny Train World for this?

Whatever it is, it is not as egregious as asking an audience to believe that Robert Downey, Jr. and Stephen Fry are brothers.

At least until the Colonel appears and sends us on to the next sketch.

That doesn't make him a monster. It just makes him British.