I'm actually John Deacon. That's why I post so infrequently.

A guitar designed after 1963? No thanks!

Would you take two covers of "500 Miles"?

How does that separate it from every other Brucie song?

Daddy Cool, Boney M. The band that did exactly what Milli Vanilli did before that became a problem.

Step 1: Acquire bright red codpiece.

That's how Norm McDonald spells it, and people keep paying him to show up places.

Spelled C-H-O-R-E-D!

Winning arguments on the Internet is easy. Just do what I did: believe that no matter what the other person says, the Silent Majority is on your side. If it worked for Nixon, it can work for you!

King Henry VIII?

I've always had the impression that Neil deGrasse Tyson would not be a lot of fun at parties for that exact reason.

Leslie Nielsen
1926-2010
"Let 'er rip"

Chile should have a capital C.

We all did. And we kept eating it because it was, and remains, delicious.

There are no beans in chili!

You know Allen Iverson? Does he still wear that one sleeve all the time?

Ain't No Mountain High Enough, by Diana Ross. Or more accurately, the moment when Diana reaches a crescendo and the backing singers break through like the very gods of Olympus. I recommend listening to this at the highest volume you can stand: https://youtu.be/5_pmKPWLBr…

Pfft, amateurs. Doctor Who killed off a quarter of the universe back in 1981.

"Hold on a minute, lads. I've got a terrible idea."

Huh. So it turns out that Judy Hopps in Zootopia was actually named after somebody who wasn't in this episode. And I didn't think I'd learn anything today.