Put it this way: people don't get perms in that universe.

That first line is the greatest thing Shatner ever did.

Amelie Gillette, gone but not forgotten.

Did the postman stop delivering the flaming bags of shit for you?

Garth Marenghi is an anagram of "argh nightmare."

I love that Elaine Marley was so named simply to throw in the Graduate reference at the end of the first game.

Fiddleford Hadron McGucket (spittin' in a bucket).

Stone Phillips.

Chairman Wow!

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Ronny Palaroncini of Limozeen
Rather Dashing
Mrs. So-And-So-erson
Killingyouguy!

Similar to how Abe Lincoln supposedly did not have the baritone of many portrayals, but something closer to Conan O'Brien.

Similarly, when batting: Mark Waugh is always "flowing", "beautiful" and "a joy to watch", while his (fraternal twin) brother Steve must be described as "tough" and "gritty" and "hard-working".

Must have been Shane Warne under the ball. He's from Victoria, if you hadn't heard Bill mention it before.

Growing up in Australia, summer was incomplete without cricket, and cricket was incomplete without Richie Benaud. Like Scully, he understood the importance of silence as a broadcasting tool, but he always had the last word on whichever subject was raised. His Eight Rules of Commentary should be taught to every new…

Good to see you here. I loved you in Mr. Show!

The back door of the car opened, and the Lone Ranger got out!

Keep your paws off my sitcom idea!

/boredom changes rapidly to shock

More Nick Drake albums were sold in the month after that commercial aired than in the preceding 30 years put together.

I use "Don't Pay the Ferryman" by Chris de Burgh for the same definition.