I remember seeing Harrison Ford getting beaten up in Firewall, and thinking, "He could really use some Indy punches right about now."

Wait! Where are you going? I haven't told you about Ferris Bueller not existing yet!

Asps! Very dangerous!

It's certainly a big part of why I would still take a Lotus Esprit over an Aston Martin.

But Mehdi Akbar, I post spam in the AV Club community!

And we can dig it.

No, but they should bring the beepity-boop noise when the dollar amounts are revealed.

Steve Jobs said that?

He exited, pursued by it.

A suggestion by none other than Spike Milligan.

I feel like you folks might be interested in this; Zistopia, a comic strip based around the original plan for the Zootopia storyline. Much darker, and with more analysis of a society where a significant proportion of citizens are held in place by fear and prejudice. Also, it's set in around 1978 for some reason.

Glad to see lots of people have problems with Brexit.

Northern Ireland may start wanting a referendum as well. Don't forget. Something about not wanting to create another hard border between Ulster and the Republic.

It's coming up on the 60th anniversary of the last time Britain drew its pistol, aimed carefully and deliberately at its foot, and pulled the trigger:

I can definitely recommend Samuel Pepys' Twitter account as well. Tweeting the events of 1663 in real time: https://twitter.com/samuelp…

Always nice to meet another QI viewer.

What, the Cirque du Soleil mashup?

I will always remember Stephen Colbert's line for the old Report.

And Rowan Atkinson.

He should have gone with Dogmatix (or Idefix), though.