Ga-ay Joe, where you goin' with that - gun in your hand?

Official police vocab guidelines state that "policeman" no longer fully represents the diverse and varied makeup of the modern Police force service.

Here is as good a place as any to post the Red Rock Cider ads from Britain in the early 90s:

This rig sucks!

Littering, and…?

What are you selling there, Mack? Hot dogs?

Keep the pig. How many broads do I get?

Is it true that there is a spot on a mans' head that if you shoot it, it will explode?

That sounded like an explosion at the old Simpson place!

"That little guy? I wouldn't worry about that little guy."

Put that away!

Sit
Stare
Picture
Tube
Brain
Cottage Cheese
      ?

Or what? You'll light his ass on fire?

No.

Not if a cursory Internet search is any guide.

My name is Funky, but if you funk with me,
You take a one way ride in my SUV!
Its a yo yo yo ol' Betsy Ross,
When she grabs Old Glory and she takes it off!
Run me up a flagpole, then my snake salutes
But don't tread on me with ya hobnail boots
Don't think I'm funky, Republipunk-ass bitch?
You say I'm old ghost white?
Well you…

Okay gang, let's split up and search for clues. Daphne and I will look in here. The rest of you, search other parts of the house and meet back here in, oh, about two hours.

Iron Man IX - So Very Tired.

They don't fade with age either. I was in the same dorm at college with an otherwise sane engineering student who swore on his last breath that:

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