*puts hand over heart*
*single tear rolls down cheek*
*star-and-stripe bedecked monster truck crushes foreign cars*
*giant eagle swoops past Mount Rushmore*
*MTV plays 'Get Lucky' six times in a row*

I am warmed in my sub-cockle area.

Allemagne?

Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior.

No saints in New Orleans, either.

Neil Armstrong, walking on my face.
Buzz Aldrin, walking on my face.
And the third one is a space man, walking on my face.
All on the
surfaces, and they're looking at all of the stuff that the moon has got.

Poison . . . poison . . . tasty fish!

That's a poor IQ for a glass of water!

Feck! Arse! Feck! Girls! Knickers! Arse! Feck! I really shouldn't be in here! Arse! Feck!

You're a fool!

If TVTropes is to be believed, at least three channels - BBC America, Comedy Central, and PBS - have tried to purchase QI, but each has been driven back by rights issues, apparently.

A uni friend of mine got pissed for revealing that Darth Vader was Luke Skywalker's father - in 2011 - but yours has me beaten timewise.

Man, James Earl Jones is never around when you need him.

Well, my life is enriched after seeing that.

@avclub-f9e1b74986ef91100415c120c46fcd3c:disqus "West Indies" is a historical name really; the team was called that when they started playing Test cricket together in 1928, and no one has ever felt the need to replace it (plus it can be neatly abbreviated to 'Windies' on headlines).

@facebook-727971271:disqus I was going to say Colin Baker was the first rotund Doctor, but I had misremembered - he was just generally large without being tubby.

HE CAAAAANNN - PUTITONTHABOOOOOOOAAAAAAAARRRDD!

@olivececile:disqus Ah yes, Higgensputter! I remember he had an amazing knock against the Kiwis in '91 after following on, defying the strong turn off the track with a volley of cuts, hooks and glances, facing bouncers and yorkers with equal aplomb, and it was only running out of partners that kept him from a double…

@avclub-55ab1e0836b46cc575ee502254e68ea9:disqus
"We won the World Cup at rugby kicking field goals one year, it's hard to say we're as bad at that as football.

Is that what happens when Speed Racer loses his licence?