Are you Steven Spielberg's non-union Mexican equivalent?

"The Critic" sucked?

Mr. Gumble, this is a girl scout meeting.

Linda Rondstadt just announced she has Parkinson's Disease. :-(

I ordered a Zima, not emphysema!

I was saying "Boo-urns".

Oooh, Don Del Grande has wasted his life…

I work in software, and we all still call our laptops "machines"…I think it's standard in the computer industry.

and proud of it.

Burns never forgave his mother for having that affair with President Taft!

I need a bigger lolly!

It really bothered me as a kid that Burkina Faso is not actually in the Southern Hemisphere. I know, NEEEEERRRRDDDD!

Being reminded of the boot is a bootable offense.

Remember ALF? He's back…in pog form.

You can't hide from me, Bart! I spend 23 hours a day here!

Burkina Faso? Disputed Zone? Who called all these weird places?

You're from Canada and we think you're slow.

A man who has plenty of ivory is less likely to hurt Stampy than a man whose ivory supplies are low.

…and you haven't been eaten by a hamburger?

TOBIAS!