Some folk'll never lose a toe, and then again some folk'll, like Cletus the slack-jawed yokel.

I call him Gamblor.

Also:
Frank Grimes: "He eats like a pig."
Lenny: "Pigs tend to chew. I'd say he eats more like a duck."
*Cut to Homer swallowing food whole

Mrs. Simpson, we all have nosebleeds.

Even harder than Gudger College!

I thought his beatnik parents were funny, but I had to ask my Mom what beatniks were.

Way to breathe, no breath!

If it's tangy and brown, you're in Cider Town!

Careful kid, that's a load-bearing poster!

Comparing Jasper to Scruffy? That's a paddlin'.

I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah!

It needed a Frostilicus too.
"Moon Pie. What a time to be alive."

We just grow sorghum here.

You, sir, are a flower that grew out of a pot of dirt.

You've graffito-tagged public property!

…with their cocky stride and musky odors…

Why would someone whose shirt says "Genius at Work" spend all of his time watching a children's cartoon show?

My eyes! The goggles do nothing.

"My German verb wheel!"

Springfieldianite is a perfectly cromulent word.