We are simply exchanging long protein strings.

No one who speaks German could be an evil man.

Marge: "You got the dud!"
Homer to Milhouse: "He looks just like you, Poindexter!"

NERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD!

The past participle of "to run" is "run", not "ran".

I'm surprised you were able to write so legibly on your own butt.

Tobias! Did ye accept a 9 hour collect call from the States?

Yeah, old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.

I like when he has stolen a killer whale for some reason: "Cheese it, it's the Feds! We gotta get him back to Sea World!"

Wait, he doesn't want to get parasites.

We're here! We're queer! We don't want any more bears!

Disco Stu likes Disco music.

Yes, loneliness and cheesburgers are a dangerous mix.

I dunno, I'd say he eats more like a duck.

H2 Whoa! was that waterslide Homer got stuck in at Mt. Splashmore…I never noticed it got a shout-out in this episode.

I was at a pornography store. I was buying pornography!

What was I laughing about? Oh yes, that crippled Irishman.

Is it true his ghost still haunts the bordello where his bullet-riddled body was found?

The ancient mystic society of…No Homers

I don't see any Any key…I see "Esc" "C-torel" and "pig-up"