In "Lisa's Wedding" we have the Esquilax, "with the head of a rabbit, and the body…of a rabbit"

When I think of monkeys on the Simpsons, I think of this exchange:

"Your half-assed underparenting was a lot more fun then your half-assed over parenting"

My favorite TLC show ever has to be either "Half-Ton Teen" or "When Surgical Tools Get Left." The latter may have been on Discovery Fit & Health though.

My brother lives in France, and they charge something like 17 euros for a doctors' visit, no matter what procedure is done.

Who has time to be a hypochondriac? Every damn doctor's visit is like 4 hours now (3 3/4 hours of waiting, 15 minutes actually seeing the doctor).

 She must have visited "Searing Gas Pain Land" at Itchy and ScratchyLand.

Here Puff Puff!

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 (After getting picture taken) You've stolen my soullll!

THRILLHO

Fruit is nature's candy!

I liked him in the SVU episode where he played a con man.

Do you ever think anything you don't say?

Beaches sucks.

How are the berries, Ralph? Good?They taste like burning!

I kept screeching and screeching at him!

It's about the emptiness of suburban life. They never played it on the oldies station when I was a kid, but I heard it at the gym of all places, after I grew up.

my eyes, the goggles do nothing!

I went to a country *hillbilly* school in the 80s. The stalls in the girls' bathroom had no doors, just curtains hanging from an overhead rod. They offered very little privacy. And my mom wondered why I got UTIs all the time.

Fruit is nature's candy!