Doesn't Jon seem a little festive to you? He prefers the company of men! Who doesn't?

Oh no, there's a shpark in my hair! Get it out, get it out!

…and then the record bounces off Smithers' windshield, and he's like, YOINK.

Lunchlady Doris, have you got any grease?Yes, yes we do.THEN GREASE ME UP WOMAN!

Why won't these stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks?

It is no more than what God gave me, you Puritan pukes!

Like "Fuzzy Bunny's Guide to You-Know-What".

Ohhhhhh, el estomago.

I remember you from such films as "Locker Room Towel Fight: The Blinding of Larry Driscoll".

"I ordered a Zima, not emphysema!"

My grandma pronounced it "Missourah", and there are also people in the midwest who say "Cincinnatuh"

My car gets gets forty rods to the hogshead, and that’s the way I likes it!

The turkey's a little dry? AHHHHHHHHH!

What's wrong with me?
I think you're crazy.
Want a second opinion!
You're also lazy.

I had to ask my grandma who "Rory Calhoun" was.

Iron helps us play!

You there! Fill this up with petroleum distillate, post-haste!

Burns was always too busy with his atom mill to call his mother.

I once dumped a guy because he told me his favorite song was Len's "Steal My Sunshine."

Ohhh, I've wasted my life.