AAAAH! Save me from the wee turtles!

I do not deserve this! I have come here legally as an exchange student!

"But I didn't do anything!"

Flanders' smiling hooks scared me more than anything in this episode.

It's hard for me to clean this giant pot when you keep spilling meat tenderizer all over me.

"The Joy of Cooking Milhouse"

Yes, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.

Pablo Neruda was Chilean.

Are you gonna release the Hounds, or the Bees, or the hounds with bees in their mouths so everytime they bark at you they shoot bees at you?

Dr. Nick is great in the X-Files episode: "You won't feel a thing—till I ram this down your throat!"

Aww, he's trying to claw my eyes out.

As a kid, I always thought it was gross when Homer's head became a doughnut, and then he was eating his own head.

Way to breathe, no breath!

I don't like the idea of Milhouse having 2 spaghetti meals in one day.

Do not touch Willie. Good advice!

Otto, there's a gremlin on the side of the bus! (shift to Moleman driving a Gremlin).

Dad, that's blood!

I was always disturbed that Hamilton-Beech had a "student chopper".

Fruit is nature's candy!

Please take the basket off my head, kid. The fries are very hot.