Wait…scratch that one.

#6? I'm going to tear you up faster than a Kleenex at a snot party!

My favorite part of "Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming" is when everyone is fleeing the stadium in a panic, and the Squeaky Voiced Teen yells "stamp your hand for reentry!"

Maybe the show was referencing the fact that Nixon would have won the election without having to break into Watergate?

That's enough of your Vassar-bashing, young lady!

Three words: "Hamilton-Beech Student Chopper"

This creamed corn tastes like creamed crap.

The homeless don't need homes. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.

I dinna cry when me father was hung for stealing a pig. But I'll cry now.

I've always wanted to be a Teamster…so lazy and surly…

My favorite part of the Mount Splashmore episode is when the smiley face on the back of Homer's swim trunks turns into a sad face.

Have you ever read this thing closely? Technically, we're not allowed to go to the bathroom.

There's no such thing as Scotchtoberfest!

I'd like to request $17 for a push-broom rebristling.

And show business is a hideous bitch-goddess.

Now remember—we're in the Itchy lot.

The recent Lady Gaga episode was dreadful. And I like Lady Gaga.

"Joker? You were supposed to take these out of the deck!"

What's wrong with me?
I think you're crazy.
Want a second opinion!
You're also lazy.

What about the sign on Homer's console with the Maggie pictures arranged to say "Do it for her"?