Yeah, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.

oh yeah, that's raspberry…

Hello, this is Moleman in the morning. Good Moleman to you. Today, part four of our series of the agonizing pain in which I live every daaaay.

I love how his packaging says "Farmer Homer's Sweet, Sweet Sugar"

"You promised mom you wouldn't wear your dress outside."

Bees are on the what, now?

Bart, you've graffito-tagged public property!

Fruit is nature's candy!

The best-named group at my bar trivia location is "Della Reese's Pieces"

My water dish is empty!

'Tis, replied Aunt HELGA.

Marge, please, old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.

I love how the intro to the Smarch joke was Marge saying, "we were having a meeting to discuss the misprinted school calendars."

A counterfeit jeans ring operating out of my car hold!

I can think of 2 things wrong with that title…

What you need is the comic strip called "Love Is." It's about 2 naked 8 year olds who are married.

My favorite comic-themed bit is when Homer finishes his Family Circle scrapbook and immediately throws it into the fireplace.

I think it was "Watch the potty mouth, honey."

Oh, going to see the bear in the little car, eh?

Paddlin' the school canoe? That's a paddlin'.