We're here, we're queer, we don't want any more bears!

Filthy…but genuinely arousing!

Let's ask this "Scientician"…

It is an organization for rural kids…I was in 4-H for many years in rural Ohio.

We got into a fight over the inflatable bath pillow again. I kept SCREECHING and SCREECHING at him….

Dad, am I cute as a bug's ear?

The bees are on the what now?

My cat's name is mittens.

The clear beverage craze gave us all a reason to live.

These leatheroleum covers were worth the extra money. You can smell the benzene!

My bones are so brittle. But I always drink plenty of…Malk?

2 independent thought alarms in one day? The children are overstimulated. Willy, remove all the colored chalk from the classrooms.

Principal Skinner, I got carsick in your office.

You can brush your teeth with milkshakes!

Did you go to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College too?

Those are perfectly cromulent words.

Marge: "He prefers the company of men!"
Homer: "Who doesn't?"

We work hard…and we play hard.

Starland Vocal Band? They suck!

Or Guy Incognito!