I was wrestlin' wolves back when you were at your mother's teat.

Brothers and sisters are natural enemies. Like Englishmen and Scots. Or Welshmen and Scots. Or Japanese and Scots. Or Scots and Other Scots! Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland!

Mr. Burns' full name is Charles Montgomery Burns. I can't believe no one has pointed out this blunder yet.

Works on contingency? No, money down!

"Get me Steven Spielberg!"
"He's not available."
"Then get me his non-union Mexican equivalent!"

Ohhhh….el estomago.

If only the sugar were as sweet as you, sir.

Bees are on the what, now?

Grade F meat — "Mostly circus animals"

"Andy Williams?"
"We don't have to stop here."
"Oh yes we do!" (punches Bart)
"I didn't think he was going to do Moon River, but then BAM! Second encore!"

Pablo Neruda was quite the ladies' man, it turned out.

You promised Mom you wouldn't wear your dress outside.

A friend once said that you can tell what kind of person someone is based on whether they liked "Homer's Enemy" (Frank Grimes episode).

MMMM Chocolate…DOH! MMMMM Chocolate…..DOH!

Wad, I think that is the most truthful description of the state of the 2 parties that I have ever read.

"Didn't you wonder why you were getting money for doing nothing?"

I spent the rest of the money on this Al Gore doll. "You…are…hearing…me…talk."

I know I posted this for a previous episode, but my brother and I toured Pablo Neruda's house in Chile solely because of the existence of that Simpsons line.

What about: "Milhouse, give him back his soul. I've got work in the morning."

Yes….loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.