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Flanders: "That sounds like Gabriel's trumpet."

Who'da thought a whale could be so heavy? Cheese it, it's the Feds!

For some reason, my mom used to sing that song to me all the time when I was a kid. I guess she wanted to warn me off a career in coal mining.

Lisa Simpson, Springfield's answer to a question no one asked!

…and make you read the Big Book of British Smiles.

I was raised Presbyterian, and we definitely had some fundamentalist oldies in there.

I think it is supposed to be a mainline Protestant church. Flanders is a lot more fundamentalist than the rest of the congregation.

Here is the yarrest rivergoin' boat there be…arrrrr, I don't know what I'm doin'.

Pigs tend to chew…I'd say he eats more like a duck.

We only grow sorghum here!

…whether they be Christian, Jew, or miscellaneous!

Iron helps us play!

My dad had a Geo Storm when this episode first aired. I became ashamed of it.

Yes but did you also watch Ernest Needs a Kidney?

It's like I'm wearing nothing at all….nothing at all…nothing at all!

I'll be in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah!

A book of carpet samples!

"It's bang-bang Bart!"
Lady in crowd: "You're fat!"
Grown-up Stripper Bart: "Just more of me to love, baby."

I don't think the word "piousness" exists. The correct noun would be "piety."

These are my only friends— Grown-up nerds like Gore Vidal, and even he's kissed more boys than I ever will.