Flanders: "That sounds like Gabriel's trumpet."
Flanders: "That sounds like Gabriel's trumpet."
Who'da thought a whale could be so heavy? Cheese it, it's the Feds!
For some reason, my mom used to sing that song to me all the time when I was a kid. I guess she wanted to warn me off a career in coal mining.
Lisa Simpson, Springfield's answer to a question no one asked!
…and make you read the Big Book of British Smiles.
I was raised Presbyterian, and we definitely had some fundamentalist oldies in there.
I think it is supposed to be a mainline Protestant church. Flanders is a lot more fundamentalist than the rest of the congregation.
Here is the yarrest rivergoin' boat there be…arrrrr, I don't know what I'm doin'.
Pigs tend to chew…I'd say he eats more like a duck.
We only grow sorghum here!
…whether they be Christian, Jew, or miscellaneous!
Iron helps us play!
My dad had a Geo Storm when this episode first aired. I became ashamed of it.
Yes but did you also watch Ernest Needs a Kidney?
It's like I'm wearing nothing at all….nothing at all…nothing at all!
I'll be in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah!
A book of carpet samples!
"It's bang-bang Bart!"
Lady in crowd: "You're fat!"
Grown-up Stripper Bart: "Just more of me to love, baby."
I don't think the word "piousness" exists. The correct noun would be "piety."
These are my only friends— Grown-up nerds like Gore Vidal, and even he's kissed more boys than I ever will.