I am shocked and appalled.

Come to Homer's BBBQ. The extra B is for BYOBB.

That episode has one of my favorite sight gags — at the beginning of the show, the family is at the petting zoo and keeps seeing increasingly cute sheep and going "awwwwww." Then the first, non-cute sheep walks in front of the cuter one, and Homer slaps it away, saying, "out of the way, you!"

It is St. Swithen's day already? Tis, replied Aunt HELGA

They're always socking it to that Spiro Agnew guy. He must work there or something.

There's a shpark in my hair! Get it out, get it out!

Pa, I done cut my finger on the screen door again.

"How come I get lice and nothing happens to Milhouse?"
Cut to Milhouse: "So cold, so very, very cold…"

Too much pie, that's your problem!

Mr. Simpson? We all have nosebleeds.

!Adios viejo!

Marge: "He prefers the company of men!"
Homer: "Who doesn't?"

In the Stonecutters episode, we did learn that Grandpa was "president of the Gay and Lesbian Alliance" for some reason…

No one's gay for Moleman!

Hey, I'm a pretty big wheel down at the cracker factory.

The frogurt contains Potassium Benzoate. That's bad.

A Jolly Rancher is not a sprinkle!

I live in Atlanta and there is a Kroger where someone got shot once. Everyone in the 5-county area calls this the "Murder Kroger". You could approach a stranger on the street of any age and walk of life, and mention Murder Kroger, and they will know which Kroger you are talking about.

Burkina Faso? Disputed Zone? Who called all these weird places?

"This creamed corn tastes like creamed crap."
"Watch the potty mouth, Honey."