Creamed eels? Corn Nog? Wadded beef?

And yet he couldn't be bought off by a garbage bag full of popcorn, just a couple seasons later.

I am familiar with the works of Pablo Neruda.

No offense Apu, but when they were handing out religions you must have been out taking a whiz.

Did you screw up like the Beatles and say you were bigger than Jesus?

"I'm telling you people, the earth revolves around the Sun!"
"Burn him!"

Moon Pie…what a time to be alive.

"Earl Warren wasn't a stripper!"
"Now who's being naive?"

And he told us "that Pig had powerful friends."

I didn't like Raging Abe Simpson, except for the very end when Grandpa and Bart are hugging, and the German hipster yells "Hey funboys, get a room!"
I like "Scenes from the Class Struggle" for some reason. "Quit cogitating Steinmetz, and use the open faced club! The sand wedge!" "MMM…open-faced club sandwich…"

That turtle has my teeth! Owwwww, he bit me with my own teeth!

I'll be in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah!

Browse through our bra barrel!

Dad, why did you take me to a gay steel mill?

Ned, have you actually read this thing? Technically, we're not allowed to go to the bathroom.

Not to mention: "I warsh myself with a rag on a stick."

ooooh, el estomago!
Muchas gracias mi amigos para todas las memorias. Y muchas gracias a GOYA!

We were playing our latest chart topper, "Me Fans are Stupid Pigs"

I don't want to look like a weirdo….I'll just go with the Muumuu.

Oh…lost a nail. Well, that's leprosy for you.