At least Milhouse's dad is a pretty big wheel down at the cracker factory.

I think you mean Kenny Brockelstein.

Hookers? Naw, we just grow sorghum here.

Close the door, you're letting the heat out!

Oh, so he was going to see the bear in the little car, huh?

Hello, and welcome to the Springfield Police Department Rescue Phone. You have selected regicide. If you know the name of the king or queen being murdered, press one.

It's illegal to put squirrels down one's pants for the purpose of gambling.

Any time the Simpsons take on Southern affectations, it's hilarious. "I warsh myself with a rag on a stick." "Go get mama's pryin' bar."

Other great Jimbo Quotes:
"The mummy's ready for his mystical journey!"
"Way to breathe, no breath!"
"Hi Missus…uh…Bart."

Disco Stu likes disco music.

I am familiar with the work of Pablo Neruda.

Joker? You were supposed to take these out of the deck!

This is the yarrest rivergoin' boat there be. Arrrr, I don't know what I'm doin'.

Is it St. Swithen's day already? Tis, replied Aunt HELGA

It was the best of times, it was the BLURST of times? You stupid monkey!

I'm from Canada and they think I'm slow. Eh?

How will I feed my wee ones?

I heard that guy's ass has its own congressman.

Lookin' for a spot of fun with the Missus, eh, gov'nor?

Your quick thinking has turned a potential Chernobyl into a mere Three Mile Island.