I was at a GARDEN PARTY (indeed!) with John Lithgow
And he is absolutely the nicest guy on Earth.

I low-key hate this movie
Seriously.

Gimme the money, Lebowki
Nobody calls me Lebowki. You got the wrong guy. I'm the Dud, man.

This might be the only time I'll wish for Don Henley
But at least then I'd have the original version of "Boys of Summer" to tout rather than the Ataris' warmed-over cover version.

I've contemplated filing chapter 11
Just so I can hear the terrifyingly calm voice of Peter Francis Geraci, Chicagoland bankruptcy attorney, intone about how he'll save my house/haunt my dreams.

Celozzi-Ettleson (now dearly divided) ain't got shit on Bob Roooooooohrman.

Couldn't they have pulled Shat out of the grave for this one?