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Dingus Khan
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Somebody's never been to Scotland.

Somebody's never been to Scotland.

Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion, Gentle Herpes.

Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion, Gentle Herpes.

Empty Diet Sprite bottles work well for Vodka and Gin.  Eight Hour Energy bottles if you only need a nip of something… darker.  

Empty Diet Sprite bottles work well for Vodka and Gin.  Eight Hour Energy bottles if you only need a nip of something… darker.  

I had a friend who used to call her failed baking experiments Horta action figures.

I had a friend who used to call her failed baking experiments Horta action figures.

Good.  Now I know that the past 26 years haven't been a fevered dream. 

Good.  Now I know that the past 26 years haven't been a fevered dream. 

I went to a college formal dance in 1986 in a rented tux from The Miami Vice collection.  It was a florescent blue jacket with white pants and white patent leather shoes. This was a form of proto-irony, since the year before I had gone in a rented powder blue wedding tux. I did not use The Miami Device, though.  That

I went to a college formal dance in 1986 in a rented tux from The Miami Vice collection.  It was a florescent blue jacket with white pants and white patent leather shoes. This was a form of proto-irony, since the year before I had gone in a rented powder blue wedding tux. I did not use The Miami Device, though.  That