Somebody's never been to Scotland.
Somebody's never been to Scotland.
Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion, Gentle Herpes.
Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion, Gentle Herpes.
Empty Diet Sprite bottles work well for Vodka and Gin. Eight Hour Energy bottles if you only need a nip of something… darker.
Empty Diet Sprite bottles work well for Vodka and Gin. Eight Hour Energy bottles if you only need a nip of something… darker.
I had a friend who used to call her failed baking experiments Horta action figures.
I had a friend who used to call her failed baking experiments Horta action figures.
Good. Now I know that the past 26 years haven't been a fevered dream.
Good. Now I know that the past 26 years haven't been a fevered dream.
I went to a college formal dance in 1986 in a rented tux from The Miami Vice collection. It was a florescent blue jacket with white pants and white patent leather shoes. This was a form of proto-irony, since the year before I had gone in a rented powder blue wedding tux. I did not use The Miami Device, though. That…
I went to a college formal dance in 1986 in a rented tux from The Miami Vice collection. It was a florescent blue jacket with white pants and white patent leather shoes. This was a form of proto-irony, since the year before I had gone in a rented powder blue wedding tux. I did not use The Miami Device, though. That…