The preferred term is "Sex with Dwarves", Mr. Dinklage.

In fairness, fans of Katy Perry are all like 12. That's not even legal in Alabama.

Fans of Lords of Acid will let you do lots of butt stuff, but you have to be careful. They sit on acid.

That would make Ron Perlman, like, in everything.

Oh my God! Tell me there isn't a Rapiest Ape!

F*ck you, Meowsers. I had almost completely forgotten that Catwoman ever happened. That's like 7 years of repression totally down the drain.

Footfall? Silliest potential alien overlords ever. I did like how they solved our little India problem, though. Not my words. Theirs. Paraphrased badly.

It is awesome, gorgeous to look at and pretty true to the source. It has all the weird undertones of nascent sexuality that are in the original story. Plus, Jason Isaacs and Richard Briers are really, really fun together as Hook and Smee. It's on my Top Ten list of movies I give to friends with kids in the 6-10 yo…

Isaac Asimov quote dump. We need a rabbi like him now -

Sarah Vowell is awesome and if you besmirch her name I hope you spend an eternity in Hell reading Prairie Home Companion fan-fiction.

Don't give anyone false hopes, nerdlinger, lest Daniel Craig lay out a red-assed shaky-cam beatdown on them.

White musicians got air time on Soul Train. They just made it incredibly creepy when they did - http://www.youtube.com/watc…

That's just because up and to that point you hadn't seen a girl with all her teeth, Sherm. I kid, I kid! I think that's just Bluefield. Stop at the Walmart sometime. You'll see what I'm talking about.

Great song, but I prefer this.

It sounds OK in theory, but then they bring in the g*d-damned midgets.

Too. Motherf*cking Monday.

Jorge wins. And Jorge needs to watch waaaaay less porn. That came to easy.

Federation's Borg-like ability to pull in other cultures.
I remember a rather brilliant essay back in the wee early days of the Interwebs arguing that the United Federation of Planets was really the ultimate expression of National Socialism. You have a society whose whole economy is based upon psuedo-passive…

Life's Rich Pageant. Hail to the King.

Tell me I can't put ketchup on a hotdog and I'll beat you up.