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Mr Bad Example
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Frankly, I was pretty fucking shocked I was the first person to reference goatse.

Nah, that's only the course - they have plenty of non-curse words in the verses.

"why would a human being go on record that will live in infamy forever and say, “I’ve got my ass wide?” "…

No, but mainly because I'm a broke-ass bitch.

I made a pie chart showing how much time I spend in my favorite bars, and a bar graph showing how often I eat my favorite pies.

Perhaps you'd prefer a nice can of Who Hash instead? It's my last one!

"It's FOR YOU and for me! Get it, get it? wink-wink, nudge-nudge say no more!" 

Guess what prank Mr Bad Example is going to pull on Bad Example-ette and B.E. Jr this year?

Real Slurm is people, so you can bet it's only marginally less disgusting than our current glut of energy drinks.

"Who's up for hardtack, grog, and sodomy?"

IMO as long as you drink a reasonable amount (reasonable = buzzed up but not stumbling drunk), real scotch shouldn't give you much of a hangover either.

Too soon?

Definite risk that you run with a superior parody.

Why would the detectives drag in Cooper? I don't think he and Lydia have had more than 2 or 3 scenes together (if that) over the entire run. Plus it isn't as if Cooper advertises his sexual preference.

I thought S1 was just OK, but they really hit the ground running and tightened it up nicely in S2; S3 was where it caught fire and it's been there.

That's what makes Southland great - most shows would have a proverbial neon sign saying "SHERMAN IS DIRTY"; Southland lets it hang there, keeping us wondering about it - and it may or may not ever be resolved for the viewers.

Degenerate wife is a degenerate. That's what they do - completely fuck up their lives and act like YOU'RE the asshole if/when you call them on it.

My wife and I always debated whether Coop was just boning randos or if he had a partner, it was nice to see that established (though his partner split, so I guess that was established for about 60 min).

That's one of those "if this is your biggest complaint about the show, then it's a pretty damn good show."