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Seriously, someone needs to force feed this asshole some general tao fetuses.

This figure alone should be cause enough for all future RIAA lawsuits to be dismissed on the grounds that they are delusional asshats with no grasp of reality but sadly that isn't how this legal system works.

This figure alone should be cause enough for all future RIAA lawsuits to be dismissed on the grounds that they are delusional asshats with no grasp of reality but sadly that isn't how this legal system works.

The correct answer to "Oasis or Blur?" is Pulp.

The correct answer to "Oasis or Blur?" is Pulp.

Terry Richardson's Pop Up adventures.

Terry Richardson's Pop Up adventures.

A plot synopsis is not a review, Rabin.

A plot synopsis is not a review, Rabin.

If I wanted decimals I'd read pitchfork.

I can't wait for this year's selection of contentious letter grades and Mike D'Angelo's inevitable attempt to explain his alphabetical exchange rate to us plebs.

I'm pretty shocked this scored higher than a D based on the previews.

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I can't wait to see who plays Gus Van Sant in the shot by shot remake.

You really dropped the ball on that one.

I'll file this away under supposedly fun things I'll never do.

It's the diverting line since most everything before that could just be taken as being about jesus.

Oh good, they fixed the only thing wrong with that film.