I have a Mike Tyson facial tattoo, it's not the maori marks, it's a full tattoo of mike tyson's face over mine.

Counterpoint, bands should always feel bad.

I think it has entertaining moments but overall it's a lot weaker than most of his films. It's kind of like comparing Being There with an snl skit.

Wow.

I liked the original adaptation of Stephen King's first novel. Don't really have high hopes for this one.

Does 2 Girls One Cup count as entertainment? Because if it does my answer is the message from Crash [2004]

It's lighter fare than most of his stuff but it's pretty remarkably prescient of the recession and the ultradouches that caused it. I know a lot of people hated it but I thought it was fun.

Louis Malle could have adapted Mao II

I'm going to remake this film shot by shot only chronicling the making of Gus Van Sant's Psycho.

It's like being in a really shitty relationship with someone who happens to adhere to a very specific sexual fetish that you have. You don't really like the person but they're good enough at the one thing you like so you put up with it and every now and then you hate yourself for it.

In the comics they're her former boyfriend and best friend.

Oh yeah, that one.

Mike D'Angelo once again reaffirms his position as the AV Club reviewer with the most baffling tastes.

Why not both?

In two episodes he's going to be the only survivor.

I take the last two episodes as a sign that the show is trying to fix itself after the complaints about the first half of the season were pretty much unanimous.

I think there was a point at the end of the first season where they fired the writing staff and said they'd rely entirely on freelancers. I think this means they have more room for turnover when the show starts to suck, hopefully they've learned from the first half of the season.

That's a stupid comparison, how do you think surgeons start their training?

He speaks in your voice, Vampire, and there's a gleam in his eye that's halfway hopeful.

It was a thoroughly OK but slight film. It doesn't have enough going for it for me to hate it.