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Same here. I have, tops, 2 hours of work to do and an 8 hour day to fill.

Did he occasionally break the fourth wall to talk about how all the alien gang violence has to stop?

I saw The Big Sick and Baby Driver. I'm doing my part, Hollywood!

Keith's lines are gold. "Come on! Decent people could use those!"

It's just so they don't get sued.

Sam's arms-length pat on Justine's shoulder just gave me all the feels.

Oh, sweet spirit. Why aren't you watching The Wire right now instead of spending any time on this show?

The 80's high fashion on parade was something to behold. So much shiny fabric!

It made me wonder if Ellen Wong is fluent in Cambodian or if she learned it for the scene.

Speak for yourself. Say you and 3 of your friends all had the same job. But they got paid 10/hour while you only got paid 9/hour. For no good reason. Doesn't that sound unfair to you? Wouldn't that upset you?

The Zouks is in this?! Then I'm definitely in.

Today I learned that Hulk Hogan has a daughter named Brooke Hogan. Does anyone know if that's her legal name? Why would her last name be the stage name of her dad? Why wouldn't she be Brooke Bollea?

That was the most 80s moment for me of the entire series (yes, the robot coke dispenser only comes in second). It could be worse though, I guess. Women may have had to set up a chemistry lab in their bathrooms just to find out if they were pregnant but at least they didn't have to kill a rabbit.

It's a great payoff when, towards the end, Sheila's having too much fun skating to be bothered to blow out her candles.

This came up in my Netflix suggestions last night. From the front page, it looked like trashy smut. Then when I saw that that was indeed Naomi Watts in the banner ad, my first thought was "how did they rope Naomi Watts into this garbage-looking thing?" Nice to know my first impressions were right.

When she was auditioning heel partners, I was expecting Sam and Bash to come to the conclusion that she should actually be the heel. Because no matter who she faced off with, she was always the least sympathetic, least charismatic person in the ring.

Most Republicans put down Trump, up until the day they voted for him for president.

Because they're a giant megacorporation who want talking heads to spew their corporatist talking points. People keep acting as if MSNBC is some far left liberal Fox News even though it's run by a corporate Republican (Phil Griffin) and they've been firing some of their most liberal on air personalities.

Nicole Wallace is just a more highly skilled bullshit artist than Kellyanne Conway. It always pissed me off when Maddow would have her on and just let her spew bullshit talking points and deflect from the actual questions and issues.

Sheila is legion.