11 hours and no one has yet offered up Crash as least deserving winner. Especially considering the competition it was up against.

What's even more amazing is that they had a blueprint of how to do a live action Batman movie from an acclaimed film made just 6 years ago. What makes it ludicrous is that they have a blueprint of how to do a superhero team up movie from a bunch of Marvel movies. Instead, they keep going to the guy who fucked up…

In the words of William Hurt, "how do you fuck that up?"

Was not aware of that. Eww. I thought the 'dressing like Madonna' and 'Leon, I want you to fuck me' scenes were bad enough.

He's been on my mental list of probable child molesters for years. He's almost exclusively dated women half his age (or less). And those are only the public relationships. Knowing this background also makes watching Leon a creepier experience.

It's as Ann as the nose on Plain's face.

Have you seen Super? If not, you should really see it. If so, it's ok to be wrong about the who the best superhero Ellen Page is.

This partly explains why they also can't make good, lasting art. They can't turn it off even for one second to make a human connection.

Pixie-cut rebel girl Ellen Page is my favorite Ellen Page.

NPR has always done the "both sides" thing. Their standard format is to have one "liberal," usually someone with specific expertise in the topic, and one conservative, usually an all-purpose crank from AEI, Heritage or any of a dozen right wing "think tanks." Then they ask each one different questions with no follow…

I think Rogue One marks the start of the great Star Wars rebranding. No opening crawl or pan to a space scene, John Williams isn't the composer, etc. Disney is training us to not expect certain things from Star Wars movies so that they have more flexibility in what they can call "Star Wars" in the future.

I'm really not sure if I'm watching the same show as Gwen. I'm on Team Never Allison 100%. She's a neurotic mess who, from what I've seen so far, should have limited contact with her daughter. I was nodding in agreement with everything Luisa said, even in Allison's perspective where she's a condescending harpy. …

I always see Nancy Spungeon whenever I see Webb, especially in this role. She could also be the waitress from Road House if she continued to make poor life choices after Patrick Swayze moved on.

So the social worker is 100% aware of the kidnappings and property destruction regarding the custody case. I chalk it up to lazy writing that she didn't immediately get the police involved.

I'm expecting that the extended shots of Fiona signing various fraudulent credit card forms is going to pay off, perhaps when Frank starts going through Emma's things looking for money.

Next week's preview hints that its the FBI who screw up Lip's scheme but I'm thinking it's a misdirect. It will be the company who catches him but can't do anything because if they turn him in it will expose their own wrongdoing. Then maybe the feds find out and try to turn him into a snitch.

The vaccine storyline was regrettable but Carl's affirmative action plot was just offensive. The story of a qualified white person being denied a place in favor of a less qualified person of color traffics in and perpetuates a right wing trope (reverse racism!) that has little basis in actual fact.

What a weird coincidence. I'm on a Susan Sarandon kick right now (I'm watching The Apprentice as I type this) and I literally just saw the write up for this on Netflix. It looked terrible.

Chris Christie is probably looking for a new job since his VP dreams were dashed.

Um, let's dispel the fiction that Littlefinger doesn't know what he is doing. He knows exactly what he's doing.