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I figured Mrs. Robb was in trouble when Frey was all "eh, all is forgiven". I thought he would have her killed and then coerce widower Robb into marrying one of his daughters. Boy, did I underestimate Walder Frey.

Now kiss.

I think my favorite Buster moment was the security guard's "what did that woman do to him?" while viewing the surveillance video. Even the security guard gets it.

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You take that back about Camilla Belle (the actress in Jack & Rose)! I fell in love with her off of the one-two punch of Jack & Rose and The Chumscrubber. It's a shame that her Hollywood career got derailed by shitty movies that bombed.

Why don't you have a seat right over here?

No, but it did include "Loudmouth Control Freak Number 1", so the sequel will be sure to be unbearable.

Confession time: Alien Resurrection is my favorite Alien movie. I was never a big fan of the series, but there's something about Alien 4 that makes it endlessly watchable for me. I wonder what kind of reputation it would have if it were the first sequel instead of the third.

It turns out that "maritime law" is a real thing.

Because we will not forget.

This is one of those movies that I'll stop and watch anytime I come across it on cable.

Ooh, making the classic mistake of confusing the actor with the role. In real life, Kartheiser is a pretty laid back hippie type.

Love this album. It's played regularly as part of my gym playlist.

"It doesn't take much, does it?"

Who the fuck is Roose Bolton?

Now that I think about it, I bet that's how the White Walkers reproduce. I bet White Walkers don't go to the bone zone or anything themselves. And full grown humans turn into mindless zombies when they die. I bet babies are taken to be developed into full fledged White Walkers.

No, it'll be in his sleep because Joffrey's too scared of him.

I thought that as soon as he closed the door to their bedding chamber, he would turn off the act or something. But he was still stumbling around, so I don't think he was faking it.

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I think it's only a matter of time before Joffrey has Tywin killed in his sleep.