Also, Batman: Subzero. Pet polar bears aside, talking head Mr. Freeze makes the movie worth it.

^Doesn't read article before commenting.

^Doesn't read article before commenting.

A ballpoint banana!

A ballpoint banana!

@mratfink I haven't done that achievement yet. I took my Xbox offline and hacked the clock to get every date except 4th of July. I'll get it when I do it on the real date. It's the only way it will count online.

@mratfink I haven't done that achievement yet. I took my Xbox offline and hacked the clock to get every date except 4th of July. I'll get it when I do it on the real date. It's the only way it will count online.

The producers of B:TAS should sue the creators of Bioshock for basing an entire video game on this episode.

The producers of B:TAS should sue the creators of Bioshock for basing an entire video game on this episode.

The Flawless Freeflow achievement was the hardest. Worked hours at it before I figured out that the list of required moves I was working from was wrong.

The Flawless Freeflow achievement was the hardest. Worked hours at it before I figured out that the list of required moves I was working from was wrong.

Friday: In the Land of Blood and Honey and Jeff Who Lives at Home.

Friday: In the Land of Blood and Honey and Jeff Who Lives at Home.

You know how you can tell you're in the presence of strong writing? When the death of an offscreen character whose only existence is in the first act of one episode of a 22 minute TV comedy show causes you to tear up. It's still one of the saddest, most emotional moments in my TV viewing experiences.

You know how you can tell you're in the presence of strong writing? When the death of an offscreen character whose only existence is in the first act of one episode of a 22 minute TV comedy show causes you to tear up. It's still one of the saddest, most emotional moments in my TV viewing experiences.

The Smoking Dog. He's smoking a cigarette.

The Smoking Dog. He's smoking a cigarette.

That exchange is actually the only time I've ever liked Gordon or the Casey/Gordon/Dana storyline. It's the one time that he's not a complete baxter and shows that he can be a formidable opponent if he cared enough to be. It works as a character moment for Dana too, because she wouldn't be dating someone who can't…

That exchange is actually the only time I've ever liked Gordon or the Casey/Gordon/Dana storyline. It's the one time that he's not a complete baxter and shows that he can be a formidable opponent if he cared enough to be. It works as a character moment for Dana too, because she wouldn't be dating someone who can't…

That was the exchange that I chose to quote in the first write up in this coverage. Such a winner, and I don't even care one way or another about soccer.