Ha! I got you, Mad Men! I've been waiting for five years for you to make a mistake, and you finally did it. Betty's terrible fat make up proves that even Mad Men can make mistakes. The ironing is delicious.

What Amick said. Joffrey is a 12 year old version of Viserys. Someone who's been told his whole life that he deserves to be king simply because of who he is. He's been humored and coddled his whole life, including his sadistic tendencies.

@avclub-d0cf409eb912cc0cc950b41b6d892d07:disqus I don't think it's reciprocated, or even noticed. Daenerys has her own shit going on and puts Jorah squarely in the friend zone. And judging from the beat she shared with the Dothraki scout guy, it's looking like once you go Dothraki, you never go back…i.

Hey, whatever it takes to get him to shave off that scraggly beard.

If it makes you feel better, I have no idea who the fuck Tommen is.

Jorah's been in love with her for a long time. He basically betrayed his King's Landing paymasters in order to stay with her.

Stannis sent letters to everyone. It's now common rumor/knowledge across the realm.

On rewatching S1 today, I noticed something for the first time. The witch was actually poisoning him the whole time, turning a harmless scratch into a festering, lethal wound. I had thought that she was giving it her best shot, it just didn't work out and her only betrayal was the blood magic that rendered him brain…

It was probably at that moment that it even entered her mind that her son might not be the obedient puppet that she's assumed he would be. Or that he might not take the family credo to heart the way she does. That's what you get when you raise your son to be a sadistic, selfish sociopath.

Sigh. It's gonna be the Stark kids/household all over again. Took a rewatch of the entire first season to get all the bearded pretty boys straight.

Why won't I read the books?

I read 0 fiction. I'll be swimming in Newbie waters for all 6 seasons and a movie.

I guess it's only a matter of time before Joffrey and Cersei are plotting each other's deaths.

I'm still pissed about the radical feminist storyline and characters. It's beyond offensive to have one of them fake a rape, which is something that is virtually nonexistent but rape apologists cite as an excuse to let rapists go. Only slightly less offensive was the rape victim merrily bouncing back into dating life.…

A step up for Schwartzenegger, a step down for DeVito, and par for the course for Murphy.

either is now accepted.

Ah. Missed last week's episode.

Yeah, but that don't count the number of people who kept waiting for the zombies to finally show up.

I love Independent Harley even more when she teams up with Poison Ivy and becomes Partner-In-Crime-With-Lesbian-Subtext Harley.

And I'm just baitin' here.