So the way to get a date with a young professional woman is to make sure she catches you not just snooping through your shit, but spreading it all over for anyone to see. OK.

I know he pulled out. Repeatedly.

I've lived in L.A. all my life, but I'm not much of a clubgoer. I do not believe that there are any nightclubs that large that feature topless women like that. Can anyone tell me different?

Yeah, it was the heart transplant call intercept that I was referring to. That's straight up murder right there. And then not fessing up when she asked him to help suicide her, explicitly because she's lost hope, is psychopathic.

I'm not sure how I feel about this episode. With Frank directly causing the death of someone, I think it jumps the shark. I can't see this as comedy anymore, and I can't see Frank as a 'mischievous scamp' character. He's a fucking murderer, killing someone on the faint distant hope of eventually inheriting her…

I haven't counted the days remaining, but I think his arraignment is the day after he's pushing the button.

I almost watched this just to see Juliette Lewis on a network series, but then I remembered that the movie from twenty years ago was boring as fuck and why would anyone want to watch a drawn out corrupt lawyer show?

How is it possible for Hollywood to make a movie about vampires fighting werewolves and hot goth chicks in tight black leather SO FUCKING BORING?

@avclub-56584778d5a8ab88d6393cc4cd11e090:disqus Did you copy and paste one of my comments from a few weeks back?

I can't walk through the doors of Wal-Mart either, but for other reasons. Namely, they're a racist, sexist organization that's crippling the American retail industry.

Don't they give DLM seating priority to CBB ticket holders?

When Offerman offhandedly tossed off that he'd been to jail twice as they went into the break, I thought it was a bit. I didn't figure out that it was a real story until halfway through the shoplifting story, when no guest had yet to walk in to interrupt.

I was.

Peretti's CBB with Harris Wittels was one of my top 3 of the year, and 90% of it was because of her.

I've always wanted to attend the 1-2 punch of Doug Loves Movies and Comedy Death Ray (it will ALWAYS be CDR to me), but it's such a pain to get tickets and you're crammed into an overflowing tiny theatre. Maybe someday…

Pretty sure it's e e cummings who's the asshole here.

More like…Gay Pirate! Amirite?!

They're going for the kernel!

Eh, they all look alike to me.

I stuck with Heroes a half season longer just for her. She's always wasted in mainstream fare.