It's all right, Immaculate… your mistake reaction made me laugh even harder than the original joke attempt.

Michael Ironsides, the crime fighter who fought crime from a wheelchair AND starred as a tough guy in a lot of 80s films and TV shows. Versatile guy.

Jesus! Not you guys… AGAIN! It's like this "that movie meets the other movie" meets the other "that movie meets the other movie" thread that's closer to the top.

I like when one person laments all the shitty remakes coming out of Hollywood these days, then another person points out that we've always had people remaking things. Eventually, they bring up the notion that even Shakespeare probably based "Hamlet" on an earlier play.

It's like "The Fast and the Furious" meets "2 Fast 2 Furious."

Well, redneck astronauts and aliens alike gotta eat too!

Well, redneck astronauts and aliens alike gotta eat too!

She already dances feebly. And also mimics human behavior feebly.

But if Tigh fought in that first war, wouldn't there be records of his service pre-dating that post-war meeting with Adama? You don't just walk out of nowhere to become executive officer of a warship. The Boomer/Athena model is much younger and could have faked records that enabled her to engage in a military career.

Yikes!
That photo of Britney attempting to simulate what she's being sold and packaged as— a thinking, entertaining human being with talents— gives me the creeps! It's like a Cooper Halloween costume mask with no face behind it!

You're right. That IS insane. I totally disagree with Mark Chiarello. But that's such an absolutist statement it's as equally indefensible as one that insists Goodwin was an "old hack." Hell, even "old" is inaccurate since the guy was only 60 when he died. Hack, schmack. Chiarello's blatantly hagiographic…

He was 49 when he worked on the "New Universe." Yeah, pretty old. That's practically Cretaceous. Another thing— he and Tom DeFalco were but two of the writers involved in that fiasco. Why single them out? Why not rather blame Jim Shooter for the whole mess, since it was his stupid idea in the first place?

"Superman Returns" was ugly and virtually joyless and what fun it did possess consisted solely of moments deliberately lifted from the first Superman movie. For example, the flight safety speech. Parker Posey was a shrill and annoying version of Valerie Perrine's character, Kevin Spacey was okay as Lex Luthor but…

Archie Goodwin an "old hack?"
What the hell? You had me until you guys made that drastically ignorant mis-statement. The guy who edited and wrote for "Creepy," "Eerie" and "Blazing Combat" for Warren and jumpstarted the Epic line for Marvel an "old hack?" One of the most universally loved within the field by those…

Melt-Banana!
They put on an incredible live show. In fact, I'm not sure their music truly exists in any other form than live, with the participation of a frenzied crowd… despite their release of quite a number of studio CDs.

Why did she slather makeup on her ukelele? Is it explained in the song?

If what she says is true, Meg Ryan's character could suck the testicles from your scrotum and right out your urethra. And then she'd smile with them clinched between her teeth as if they were peach pits.

She's a Double-Sided Token. The token with two heads. No matter how many times you flip it, the result is always the same.

And with Meg Ryan's new face, it's almost like imaging 23-Skidouchebag having sex with a whole different person!

I agree with lexicondevil. There might be situations where hitting someone is justified, but this is hardly one of them. Couldn't Lumenick at least turn around first and see who it was who was tapping him?