Wait… that should be, "Tragedy plus Time equals Comedy," right? So Time equals Comedy minus Tragedy.

I tried this myself, and was also sorely disappointed. They really missed an opportunity here: why doesn't googling "google" give you 10,000,000 results of pages all called "Google," each consisting of strings of text such as: "Google google google google. Google goooogle google…."

Yet more unsolicited advice (that I would have given to my younger self):