The kidnapped girl was in the truck, so no.

Okay, if freaky trucker dude wasn't real, then where did the truck come from? What about when he and Marie were in two different places at once? (Severed head fellatio, Marie in the back of a moving truck, car chase ect.) It's possible that those scenes were completely imaginary, but that's pretty goddamn weak.…

I don't outright hate many films, but I hated this one. Flames-on-the-side-of-my-face, wish-it-had-a-face-so-I-could-punch-it levels of hate. I'm a horror fan, but this was the kind of horror movie which had nothing to say and no skillful way to say it anyway. Just 90 minutes of crass unpleasantness - especially…

When I clicked on this article, I was legitimately unsure whether the hammer was his penis or not.

Late to the party, but I really enjoyed reading this whole conversation.

That would make more sense - I thought she'd independently discovered something. I still think it's unfair to blame her entirely for Will's career blowing up in his face - his boss was the one being dishonest, she just exposed it - but if she got the interview in the first place from him, the issue is muddier than…

The way he broke up with Rachel Weisz really bothers me - correct me if I'm forgetting something, but wasn't it that she found out his politician boss was doing something hinky, and wrote a story about it because she was a political journalist? And Ryan Reynolds got pissy that she exposed Hinky Politician even though…

I think this round is particularly unfairly matched because the judge has big issues with the show for reasons that are entirely understandable, but not related to it's quality. It'd be like if I violently hated Zooey Deschanel and then tried to objectively review New Girl.

Oh, good to know. I saw one episode last week and found it to be rather terrible. Like a poorly made throwback to the likes of Xena and Hercules, without their self-awareness and sense of fun… and I don't even like those shows, but I can at least understand why other people do. So this review was making me wonder if…

I really want that VP to expand on how this will be like Die Hard. Christmas aside, obviously.

I tried to get them all. I'm a little disappointed that there's no Steam achievement for this.

You know, I thought there would've been way more than that. Every week, the Ward nicknames seemed endless.

I don't have a strict cultural dealbreaker. I mean, I have lots - anything that I and pretty much everyone I respect thinks is crappy - but the person has to think these things are genuinely good. Guilty pleasures, so-bad-it's-good stuff, ect. don't count. I also won't hold it against anyone who can provide a…

I'm a Lucky McKee fan who's still left! I am morally obligated to see everything he ever makes, because May is my favourite movie. Also, I liked The Woman, and McKee seems to be the only person who appreciates Angela Bettis's genius.

Nothing social commentaryish about that!

I haven't seen this. I don't know how good it is or isn't, or whether it matches Ti West's previous films.

What bugged me about the gun thing more than normal is that they didn't just assume he was dead, or run straight off in a blind panic - they realised they needed to make sure this guy wouldn't be coming after them again, tried to shoot him again, couldn't get the gun working again… so then they just gave up…

I thought it was well-crafted, but lacked the depth - both in terms of characterization and ideas - to really make it appeal to me. If you like slasher/torture porn combo horror films, then it's a good ride, but if you're looking for anything more you're out of luck.

I'm all on board for Oliver's suicide-by-Slade plan as a story device, but it really bothered me that Digg and Felicity were trying to convince him not to just lay down and die, to find another way, ect, when they should've been saying "Hey, numbnuts! There is no way in hell that will satisfy Slade, or the angry…

Crap, now I'm having a hard time choosing between that, Millways, and the Pie Hole. Millways is basically free and would be a very adventurous dining experience, but on the other hand, pie!