Top 5 Dick Cheney-approved rock songs:

Fuck I was hoping for TMNT porn, maybe with Raphael or Donatello.

I don't understand why ads think they're so effective. Like I know the penetration (rimshot!) is assumed to be low, but how low can it get when people are getting more trained to evade them? And don't even get me started on those surprise audio ads, I'll take the demise of the internet if it ruins every company who…

Have you been doing the same mushrooms as me? Holy crap.

What if you want to look at porn while mountain climbing in a remote area? Um, just asking for a friend.

Did you ever meet the founder of Blackmailed Into Gay? Seriously though, that's cool.

Probably, it seems clear that they are not a well-run company at all, and keep getting worse somehow.

Was this the first episode that Hanneman actually had a good idea? Merging with Endframe or Hooli seems like the way to go for them, as opposed to what they actually ended up doing. I could be wrong, my business instincts are sort of hit or miss…

I've never tried this before, but it sounds like a fun pre-battle ritual.

The record is for least jabroni selfie.

I've given this some thought, and I think that disagreement over how much lurks beneath the surface with TTG is fine, as it seems to be an intentional point of confusion by the writers. On the one hand, it would be a bit daft to take the entire show at face value (no, bee allergies are not a bigger problem than…

There is only one hell, the one in which Coldplay exists

I'm starting to think social conservatism isn't all it's cracked up to be? Nah, that's silly. Abstinence is the wave of the future!

And he sucks at playing the bass!

Hayley may look like a walking cliche, but she doesn't act that way nearly as much as Jeff. She's a great straight man for Stan and Roger plots (the Jenga one comes to mind in the latter case).

I wanna play sports!

Over analysis of TTG should be confined to themes and metaphors and such, which can exist with or without the writers' intent, as opposed to perceived plot holes as I did before. I usually take the attitude that the artist said what the had to say with their art, and that any interpretation is valid if you can support…

I like to err on the side of over-analyzing TTG, as it is too easy to err in the other direction. So I will add that Robin seems to use his staff way more often. Ironically, TT almost seemed less tethered to the laws of physics re: the human body, as they once had him beat up an entire room of giant metal robots with…

Forgot to mention Jeff's severed head and butt floating simultaneously next to each other. Genius.

The Pen Ward/UG thing was okay just because it turned into a jam, otherwise the fancy animation was the proverbial a lipstick on a pig.