Does anyone know if the cock merchant sells bulk quantities? That way I can tell someone to "suck a bag of dicks" and then actually present it to them.

Where the fuck is that guy? I feel like with everyone arguing past each other, we need the CEO of Tits now more than ever.

Ramses Barden was a terrible receiver for the Giants, if anyone wants to talk about that now instead.

Yea sorry that was the joke. I'm just going to take Bubbles' word on this one.

I liked the Arya scene a lot because I was totally on her side for most of it. Like, "ooh you guys think you're so cool talking in riddles all the time." But in the end, the Game of Faces really did have a point, I think. I'm probably not ready to be a faceless person either.

So whether or not the scene was "good writing" is arguable I guess. Maybe they relied on shock value instead of something more plot-moving. But it would be sort of unrealistic for Ramsey not act this way, and showing it changes our previous perspective on Sansa. But I also don't think it totally wiped out any of her…

Maybe it is time to do away with any fictional plots involving rape. I thought this episode was really good myself, up to and including the horrifying, sucker punch of an ending. Obviously, I hated what was happening, and was rooting for Theon to impale Ramsey or something—in that way, it reminded me of the ending to…

For at least a brief moment, Gunther aka Butt Feathers seemed really determined to enter PB's dream. So I took his later denial of any particular motivation as a lie, but I could be wrong (as I am often just stabbing in the dark at what's going on with this show lately). The black magic he used to melt the dream candy…

I'm getting a really weird David Lynch vibe from AT lately. Like it's definitely still creative and interesting, but it seems like it's just going out of it's way to confuse me now—at the expense of the natural momentum that SU creates without nearly as much transcendental LSD shit. I mean I like that stuff mostly,…

"I've obtained a court order to stop you from eating shit."
"I gotta hand it to you Jerry, you picked a winner."

My man!

Wow. This is a really intense line of questioning.

HA HA HA THE TOILS OF EVERYDAY LIFE! AM I RIGHT FELLOW TRAVELERS?

You would probably like the episode "Beast Man" as it employs the "kids stacked in a trench coat" gag.

Is that commercial where Flo gets burned at the stake canon? Fingers crossed on that.

Couldn't you Barney argument also apply to a live chainsaw? Like just because I don't like chainsaws, it's my kid's thing so whatever. Just thinking out loud here…

The dinosaur guy (Gus I think) is kinda cool at least. Especially the voice actor who plays him, as well Trigon from Teen Titans, Principal Lewis from American Dad and several characters on Gravity Falls.

I find "The Plan" to be the best stand-alone episode. Gumball fighting his future self is the height of comedy. "The Safety" is also great for dystopian comedy. "The Shell" is the best overall but is enhanced by some familiarity with the characters.

Little Acorns has possibly the fattest guitar sound ever. The guitar in that song has to buy two airplane tickets for itself every time it travels.

I will not grant that Meg White's drumming is boring. "Simple" and "basic" perhaps. But it almost always adds to the catchiness of the song.