Joke's on you, Darren Rovell just emailed your high school principle to tell on you for saying "porn"

What the hell is this, a fair assessment of Mindy Kaling's book? Who let you in here?

Please do not listen to this talking baby! White men have everything under control! Learn to delegate, Herpes.

That was a great episode. I remember another one where Uncle Phil told a story about his Rosa Parks moment of taking a shit in a white bathroom. It might have been the same one actually.

I would argue that they made the "I-Didn't-Do-It Boy" mistake of overestimating the attention span of people with bad taste.

There's a fair argument to be made on both sides. No offense to AV Club, but it's like when Pitchfork (and seriously, no offense to AV Club) would review Mars Volta and stuff like that. I get it, you hate the thing they are trying to do. But going thought the formality of multiple written reviews seems ironically…

Yea at least with burning, there's not as much manual effort being put into your painful death. I imagine flaying alive to be very arduous and time consuming, like peeling a giant, screaming potato.

Wait, so they don't fly you in to meet the President or anything? I guess now I sort of get the whole "CancerAIDS" thing.

Adderall, and while I personally can't imagine how POTUS wouldn't have a stash, I can barely do the Monday crossword without it so maybe I'm just lazy.

Is there a good explanation for this? Or even a bad one? I noticed that that danced around it in the review as well. I can't imagine no one sees the irony of censoring a word from the show you're reviewing.

If you are telling me that Game of Thrones should not be judged as an instructional parable of human morality, then I may need to reconsider all of my life decisions…Please tell me the scorpions thing is okay.

It did seem like they were more formidable opponents than the "anonymous henchmen" that we are used to seeing the Unsullied face. But it certainly wouldn't have matted without the numbers advantage.

I gave it an A. I guess not all that much happened, except for a lot of absurdly funny shit. Carla is a great addition already.

Jack Del Rio's name literally means, "masturbate into a river."

You'd think all the commercials that end with: "Ask your parents before going online!" would've steered him away from Adventure Time sooner.

And a good one at that, I like to jam to it sometimes. It's one of the two advantages of watching stuff on amazon. Also the graphics are a little better than CN for some reason. I would've assumed they were the same. But some of the stunningly beautiful scenery on SU might actually be 5-10% better than you thought it…

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EXPLAIN THIS TO MY KIDS?

I know what you mean but, "it would be nice," is exactly the point I think. Her friends had all found their paths to success, Ron was never actually busy at work anyways, and Andy usually just goes along with everything. It's nice to help others just because you can.

The title instantly reminded me of Maddox from The Best Webpage in the Universe. Like his anti-feminist rant is full of straw men, but I always laugh at his absurd and obvious hyperbole like the F-swastika. He doesn't seem to take his opinions too seriously. PFT Commentator as well is a more deliberate example.

“As you all know, today is SPORTS DAY!!!!! You guys know it’s sports day, right?
I see. Allow me to bring you all up to speed. TODAY IS SPORT DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!”