I could watch several hours of Leslie and Ron trying to high-five.

The part about moving to the shitty part of town makes sense—the buildings are there, the land is cheap, and their presence would improve the quality of life. What makes no sense is that Gryzzl didn't think of it themselves. I mean, they're a billion dollar company. They could've hired a few consultants to look into…

I really liked the JJ's episode, but it required some suspension of disbelief. Yes, giving away the land would be good PR, but I don't see how it'd magically eliminate all their negative publicity for spying on people—it's two different issues.

You really walked into a "your mom" joke here, but I'll let it slide this time.

It's true, a real pony can be quite a handful if you don't have a few practice rounds under your belt.

Sorry, but I'm a little suspicious, since what you're saying contradicts a recent Dan Shaughnessy column.

My impression was that every-1000-years comet wasn't always the same comet. Rather that some flaming projectile spacecraft hits Ooo about every 1000 years. The comet in the last episode was the Lich, but I'm not sure that the Lich himself turns into a comet and launches himself at Ooo every 1000 years. Or maybe he…

That song was pretty cool. Like a butt with a face.

I am a Giants fan, but I cannot even begin to take this seriously. If anything, the issue is that the NFL does not permit footballs to be inflated to optimal playing condition. Although the NBA has a similar rule, you do not hear about players trying to deflate the basketball, probably because their weight and psi…

So the Pats did this in November, and the Colts told the league in November. But league took action in January, because the Colts and Pats both happened to make the AFC Championship, and only after the Colts managed to intercept a Brady throw and bring the ball to their equipment manager.

You guys are probably right. I actually heard "Joe Montanya" which is how they say Joe Montana's name in The Waterboy.

I consider it a wash for Andy just because everyone knows that George Harrison was the coolest Beatle.

If you mean the guy I shot in the face, it was his fault for looking like a quail.

I'm very relieved that Stickler Meeseeks approves, otherwise he can be a handful.

Well it's the Very Good Building & Development Company, so it's kind of a slam dunk.

I assumed it was Joe Montana, but apparently Joe Mantenga is also a guy who is the voice of Fat Tony. I will investigate by rewatching both episodes right now.

Ron Fucking Swanson talking about his feelings was the most moving shit of all time. Swanson emotions are so powerful that it's like getting punched in the face with emotion.

What about Gamergate…umm I mean what about how awesome they are…

I was never way into him, but honest to god he has some great songs.

Please continue to debate the merits of Noam Chomsky. I will just be over here lighting my face on fire.